[Verse] Razzle dazzle, struttin’ on that prairie dirt pavement Belt buckle flask swig, his own type of enslavement Chaps flappin’ wide, southern breeze hot and hollow Capitalism wheezin’, ain’t a dollar he’ll follow [Chorus] Leopardo the Leotardo, yellin’ chirp, chirp loud Whiskey-fueled falsetto cuttin’ through the crowd Don’t tuck, just teeter on the edge of the abyss Eff the tip philosophy, a cowboy of chaos and bliss [Verse 2] Rainbow tornado spinning outta that saloon door Gauche grin, Prada boots, stompin’ the dance floor Hatin’ the 'ism', rebel heart in his chest Puffin' fog like a chimney, he ain't here to impress [Bridge] In his world, freedom ain't owned by no rancher Staring down rules like some crazed-line dancer Belts ain't for holdin’ up jeans, just Jack reserves Tipsy and tipsy, taking life on curves [Chorus] Leopardo the Leotardo, with a chirp and a gawk Walking contradiction, he ain't one to talk Eff your script, eff your scene, he’s blowin' it apart Drunk and defiant, a rebel with a red-hot heart [Verse 3] Velvet rodeo anarchist, that’s his bardic creed Stripped down traditions, growing outlaw weed And them assless chaps, testify tales of the wild Kissin’ old ideals goodbye, double-bird style
