[Whispered Intro] Tick! Tock! Tickity Tock! I be working around the clock! Nothing but work here! No time to play! This shit is really fuhking ghey! Ahhhhh!!!! [Verse 1] Trapped in this fuhking cubicle! I be the slave of a shitty corporation! My coworker is an annoying old bore! Who will not shut the fuhk up about the war! I sit my fat ass down every single day! And sift through old emails while barely getting paid! This is no American dream! And the boss can suck my micro-peen! [Chorus] Day in! Day out! Is this what life is really about?! Trapped in an office, doing slave labor! I feed into the company's greed and lust! Like an axe head! My soul is being grinded to dust! Ugh! [Post-Chorus] Tick! Tock! Tickity Tock! These corporations can suck my kock! [Verse 2] I didn't have time to shave my face or nuts! So now I look like a homeless knigger with face crust! My boss is micromanaging me about my posture! While his fat ass be lookin' heavier than a neutron star! I don't think I can take another anecdote about my coworker's dog or her shitting problem! I just wanna go home so I can bust a fat load! On my wife's hot mommy milkers! Ugh! [Chorus] Day in! Day out! Is this what life is really about?! Trapped in an office, doing slave labor! I feed into the company's greed and lust! Like an axe head! My soul is being grinded to dust! Ugh! [Post-Chorus] Tick! Tock! Tickity Tock! These corporations can suck my kock! I made a deal with the devil! [Solo] [Sad Bridge] I only get paid fifteen an hour! And Old Man Rick's face be lookin' extra sour! This work bullshit is such a drag! Every single day makes me so damn mad! Jihzz! [Chorus] Day in! Day out! Is this what life is really about?! Trapped in an office, doing slave labor! I feed into the company's greed and lust! Like an axe head! My soul is being grinded to dust! Day in! Day out! Is this what life is really about?! Trapped in an office, doing slave labor! I feed into the company's greed and lust! Like an axe head! My soul is being grinded to dust! [Outro] My life is ticking away! Tick! Tick! Tock! Suck my kock!
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