[Verse 1] Well my ex took the couch and the big TV, Left me the bills and my old Chevy keys. But I ain’t cryin’, no sir, not me — ‘Cause my best friend’s still ridin’ shotgun, see? [Chorus] It’s just me and my dog, drinkin’ beer on the lawn, He don’t judge me when I’m singin’ George Jones songs. He don’t talk back, he don’t stay mad long, Yeah, it’s me and my dog — and life rolls on! [Verse 2] He’s got fleas, I got debts, But we both love bacon, no regrets. He chases mailmen, I chase dreams, We both end up napkin’ by the creek. [Chorus] It’s just me and my dog, watchin’ sunsets fade, We both drool when the grill gets made. Ain’t got no lady, but that’s okay, ‘Cause my dog still thinks I’m great anyway! [Bridge] He don’t care if I ain’t rich, He just wants a belly scratchin’ itch. If love’s gone wrong, I ain’t lost much — ‘Cause his fur’s soft and he don’t need to talk too much! [Final Chorus] It’s just me and my dog, ridin’ down that dirt road, Tail waggin’ wild like he’s in a show. Got a case of beer and nowhere to go, Yeah, it’s me and my dog — life’s good, you know! [Outro] So if you see two fools in an old blue Ford, One’s barkin’, one’s singin’ off-chord — Don’t mind us, we’re just beatin’ the odds… It’s me and my dog — and we’re best of the gods! 🐾
