[Verse] Midnight screams in the freezing cold Silent night my ass it's getting old Decorations fake they're all a lie Another year passing me by [Chorus] Shitty Xmas what's the point No peace no joy just another joint Fake smiles and plastic trees Shove your carols forget your pleas [Verse 2] Santa's broke sleigh outta fuel Elves on strike nothing's cool Turkey's burned and the stuffing's ash Rudolph's drunk crashed his own bash [Chorus] Shitty Xmas what's the point No peace no joy just another joint Fake smiles and plastic trees Shove your carols forget your pleas [Verse 3] Gifts wrapped tight in empty boxes Families fight over socks and watches Drunken uncles puking all the time Holiday spirit blessed with crime [Bridge] Tattered boots and broken lights Lonely shadows on the nights Running from the bells they jingle Grief and misery love to mingle
