[style: dance, electro, club beat, glitch pop, comedic rant tags: dance anthem, glitch effects, frustration, electronic, club energy, maximum bollocks, meltdown mode bpm: 128] [verse] I open up the studio just tryin’ to make a beat, but the timeline’s throwin’ tantrums like it’s glued to the seat. It jumps ahead to ten like it’s dodgin’ all my clicks, this software’s talkin’ bollocks and I’m proper sick of its tricks. [pre] Selection start won’t clear [BEEP FX] Timeline’s takin’ the mick [GLITCH FX] Stems button’s on holiday [CRASH FX] This whole thing’s full of bollocks [BOOM FX] [chorus] Is anyone else feelin’ this avalanche of bollocks [BOOM FX], tryin’ to make a tune but the software’s spewin’ pure bollocks [BEEP FX]. Can’t drag it back to zero, what the flaming bollocks is this [GLITCH FX], Suno Studio why you droppin’ industrial‑strength bollocks [CRASH FX]. [verse] I’ve used other apps before, they never kicked off like this, but this one’s throwin’ wobbles like it’s takin’ the piss. Won’t start at zero, won’t let me move a thing, I swear this pile of bollocks needs chuckin’ in the bin. [pre] It freezes when I breathe [BEEP FX] It argues when I click [GLITCH FX] It’s powered by pure bollocks [CRASH FX] And it’s takin’ the mega‑bollocks [BOOM FX] [chorus] Is anyone else feelin’ this tsunami of bollocks [BOOM FX], tryin’ to make a tune but the software’s talkin’ bollocks [BEEP FX]. If you’re fightin’ with the timeline shout it loud, shout it big, Suno Studio stop unloadin’ metric tonnes of bollocks [CRASH FX]. [bridge] Maybe it’s made for Macs, maybe Windows makes it cry, maybe it’s allergic to me, every time I try. But I’m not givin’ up, no I’m not tappin’ out, I’ll scream through all this bollocks till someone helps me out. [chorus] Is anyone else feelin’ this biblical wave of bollocks [BOOM FX], tryin’ to make a tune but the software’s spewin’ bollocks [BEEP FX]. Can’t delete a section, can’t drag to zero, what the bollocks is this [GLITCH FX], Suno Studio why you manufacturin’ premium‑grade bollocks [CRASH FX].
