VCG - REPUTATION PLUS™ - END TIMES JINGLES

[Opening: glossy 1990s corporate pop, electric piano, slap bass, saxophone, gated drums] [Adult Male Spoken Voice: warm, trustworthy infomercial announcer] Has your citizen rating… seen better days? [Record scratch] Maybe you missed a meeting. Questioned a policy. Associated with someone who questioned a policy. [Bright commercial chime] Don’t panic! There’s Reputation Plus! [Female Vocal Trio] Reputation Plus! Build it back today! A brighter score is just a form away! [Verse 1: Adult Male Commercial Singer] Used to walk right through the gate, Now your clearance says, “Please wait,” Friends stop calling, work gets slow, And suddenly your neighbors know. But don’t despair! There’s still a chance! Improve your standing in advance! With helpful goals and guided plans, You’ll be trusted once again! [Chorus: Full Ensemble] Reputation Plus! Raise that score! Open up a brighter door! Smile! Participate! Co-operate! Get yourself back up to date! Reputation Plus! Don’t delay! Good standing is one review away! [Cheerful saxophone solo] [Adult Female Spoken Voice: polished corporate announcer] Choose from three convenient restoration packages! [System chime] [Adult Female Spoken Voice: announcer] First, the Silver package: Public apology. Next, the Gold package: Community participation. And for our most dedicated citizens— the Platinum package: Complete behavioral realignment! [Male Customer Spoken Voice: impressed] Wow! What’s included in the Platinum package? [Adult Female Spoken Voice: announcer] Everything! [Male Customer Spoken Voice] Everything what? [Two-second pause] [Adult Female Spoken Voice: announcer, smiling] Exactly! [Corporate music resumes] [Verse 2: Adult Female Commercial Singer] Need your travel privileges? Want your old position back? Would you like your grocery limit moved from yellow into black? Attend the seminar! Sign the page! Demonstrate appropriate change! Your history stays— [Brief digital glitch] —but your score improves! [Female Vocal Trio] When the system sees you’ve moved! [Young Adult Male Spoken Voice: nervous] What if I didn’t do anything wrong? [Music abruptly stops] [Adult Male Spoken Voice: announcer, gentle and sympathetic] Then proving you’re willing to comply should be easy. [Silence] [Bright chime] [Chorus: Full Ensemble, even happier] Reputation Plus! Raise that score! Open up a brighter door! Smile! Participate! Co-operate! Good citizens rehabilitate! [Bridge: inspirational corporate piano and choir] [Male Lead] Everybody makes mistakes! [Corporate Choir] OR GETS REPORTED! [Female Lead] Everybody needs some grace! [Corporate Choir] WHEN SUPPORTED! [Male Lead] Yesterday does not define you— [Artificial Female System Voice: flat and emotionless] Historical records are permanent. [Music hesitates] [Adult Male Spoken Voice: announcer, recovering cheerfully] But tomorrow can still improve! [Huge motivational drum fill] [Eurodance beat enters] [Female Lead] Step one! [Choir] ADMIT! [Male Lead] Step two! [Choir] SUBMIT! [Female Lead] Step three! [Choir] COMMIT! [Goa arpeggio begins] [Artificial Female System Voice] Confidence rating rising. [Trance build] [Male and Female Leads] Smile wider! Stand straighter! Speak clearer! Rate greater! [Full Ensemble] ONE MORE FORM! ONE MORE CLASS! ONE MORE REVIEW AND YOU MIGHT PASS! [Psytrance drop] [Full Ensemble] REPUTATION PLUS! GET BACK IN LINE! TURN THAT RED SCORE GREEN IN TIME! REPUTATION PLUS! SHOW YOU’VE CHANGED! EVERY LITTLE PART CAN BE REARRANGED! WORK RIGHT! TALK RIGHT! FRIENDS APPROVED! SHOW THE SYSTEM HOW MUCH YOU’VE IMPROVED! [Massive bass hit] [Artificial Female System Voice] Restoration request reviewed. [Hopeful silence] [Male Customer Spoken Voice] So… I’m cleared? [Artificial Female System Voice] Application deferred. [Male Customer Spoken Voice] For how long? [Artificial Female System Voice] Your participation has been noted. [Instantly cheerful music] [Final Chorus: 1990s corporate pop, Eurodance, Goa trance] [Full Ensemble] Reputation Plus! Raise that score! Everybody wants a little more! Trust! Belong! Participate! Your second chance is worth the wait! [Female Vocal Trio] REPUTATION PLUS! [Adult Male Spoken Voice: announcer] Because everybody deserves another chance… [Music softens] [Artificial Female System Voice] Subject to eligibility. [Full Ensemble] REPUTATION PLUS! [Corporate sonic logo] [Adult Male Spoken Voice: announcer] Reputation Plus! Your past is permanent. Your rating doesn’t have to be. [Soft chime] [Artificial Female System Voice: quiet and emotionless] This advertisement has been added to your compliance history.