To dance the Goat To dance the Goat you need a little grace A little grace and another little thing Oh up and up And up and up, up I will go I'm not a sailor I am not a sailor, but for you I will be, for you I will be, for you I will be. Goat, goat, goat! Goat, goat, goat! Goat, goat, goat! Goat, goat, goat! To go up to the sky To go up to the sky (or to heaven) you need A large staircase A big staircase and a small one Oh go up and go up And go up and go up, up I will go I'm not a sailor I am not a sailor, I am a captain, I am a captain, I am a captain. Goat, goat, goat! Goat, goat, goat! Goat, goat, goat! Goat, goat, goat! Once I told you Once I told you that you were pretty Your face turned Your face turned red Oh go up and go up And go up and go up, up I will go... Once I told you Once I told you that you were very handsome Your face turned Your face turned the color of a toad Oh up and up And up and up, up I will go... In my house they tell me In my house they call me the innocent Because I have girls Because I have girls from fifteen to twenty Oh up and up And up and up, up I will go... AND! I would like to have the happiness The joy that a rooster has Of having many chicks and keeping none of them. G O A T Goat
