Music and Lyrics by Bernd Harmsen Toby was quite pudgy, unpopular, and mean when he didn't get his will he would make a scene he was rather strong, so he became a bully his father was rich, and supported Toby fully he was a failure at school, but his father paved his way using either bribes or threats to have the final say Toby made his grades while he was playing hooky he didn't have a friend, other students found him spooky but he was convinced that he would make it big to make his way he'd do whatever it took maybe it's true that he was as thick as a brick and he never intended to play by the book he didn't like to study, he was a lazy lad so Toby learned the trade when working for his dad thanks to fathers riches Toby Dumb did prosper he outperformed his rivals, though his methods were not proper to get out of debt he let his companies go bust he didn't give a shit 'bout the investors' trust he didn't pay the craftsmen, cut off the workers' wages they just became a side note in the financial pages he always was convinced that he would make it big to make his way he'd do whatever it took maybe it's true that he was as thick as a brick and he never intended to play by the book Toby was convinced that he would make it big to make his way he'd do whatever it took maybe it's true that he was as thick as a brick and he never intended to play by the book
