Subject: Wade Wilson

[Intro] Wade: Oh look... Hi there! What? You want a Song? Oh yeah, I can do that! Ok... Let's find the beat... White Box: Oh no... We can't carry a tune! Yellow Box: I know this is going to be amazing... Wade: Do you two mind? I'm about to drop some fire here... [Verse] Wade: I’m the regenerative degenerate, etiquette irrelevant, Swing blades for the hell of it with an attitude belligerent. Healing factor poppin’, break‑your‑plot participant, Mouth might be fucking foul, but at least I'm articulate. White Box: You should probably apologize for that last line. Yellow Box: No, double down. They fucking love it. Wade: I’m the punchline predator, meta‑level with the comic editor, And I'm hands down your favorite Marvel character. Buddies with Suki and Nega-sonic, don't discredit her! I spend spare time making crayon doodles of the competitor White Box: You’re oversharing again. Yellow Box: Shut up, this shit is gold. Wade: I’m the contract you regret, the red flag on your dossier, Show up uninvited like “Hey guys, whatcha doin’ today?” Turn a field trip into a firefight, bring the disarray chimmichangas in my bandolier, and terrible commentary. White Box: You’re making them nervous. Yellow Box: Good. Nervous people listen harder. [Chorus] D E A D P Oh-Oh L Walking Demolition, With too Little Supervision D E A D P Oh-Oh L Ruin the day, then Laugh at you and run Away! D E A D P Oh-Oh L Chaos is the only rule, for Deadpool! Yellow Box: Ha Ha! That’s… accurate. White Box: Disturbingly so. [Verse] Wade: Got a face like a nut sack, pack more heat than a gun rack, and you're a slack, wack, setback that I'mma bitch smack, watch you rag doll like a potato sack then pop off a witty comeback, a verbal attack, boot to your balls and hear them crack ADHD coming in with the double-tap, then asking where the fun's at then drop you that slow-mo face to ass impact, an inevitable fact. Yellow Box: He’s just showing off now. White Box: And somehow… it’s working for him. Wade: Chaos in the place, and laugh to your face, Because you can’t keep pace with this catty Ace. I’m the rapid‑fire riot with a bias for the violent, A tyrant with a gadget that rewinds time to defy it, Weaponizer of the wiser, turning rivals into fertilizer. Plot‑erasing, sacred grave defacing, universe re-stabilizer Bring the Wolverine-regime while I clown on your self‑esteem. Steal the scene ‘cause every other fucking word is obscene DICKS! Yellow Box: Oh, Eminem could take a lesson or two. White Box: That was impressive… especially for Wade. [Chorus] D E A D P Oh-Oh L Walking Demolition, With too Little Supervision D E A D P Oh-Oh L Ruin the day, then Laugh at you and run Away! D E A D P Oh-Oh L Chaos is the only rule, for Deadpool! Yellow Box: That’s catchy. White Box: And unhealthy. [Bridge] [Spoken, Annoyed] Okay, How was that? No? You want more? That wasn't enough for you? FINE... I'll do the Chorus one more time for you... Needy Needy Needy needy needy... [Chorus] D E A D P Oh-Oh L Walking Demolition, With too Little Supervision D E A D P Oh-Oh L Ruin the day, then Laugh at you and run Away! D E A D P Oh-Oh L Chaos is the only rule, for Deadpool! [Layered Vocals] D E A D P Oh-Oh L Walking Demolition, With too Little Supervision D E A D P Oh-Oh L Ruin the day, then Laugh at you and run Away! D E A D P Oh-Oh L Chaos is the only rule, for Deadpool! [Outro] Baby Knife!! Stab Stab! White Box: Finally We're done... Yellow Box: Do it again with more Explosions!!!