Your Coming Out Of Me Babe

[Verse 1] I woke up this morning and felt kinda full You said “Babe, it’s me,” as you mooed from my skull I looked down, confused, saw your face in my ribs You smiled like a psycho and wiggled your lips “We’re finally one,” you said all serene I said, “You’re so hot and so goddamn mean” [Chorus] You’re coming out of me, babe, and I like it rough You wipe my tears with your middle finger — that's love You hold me at night and insult my taste You’re the fucking Mona Lisa of being in my space You’re the hottest support system a freak ever had You’re my therapist, my wife, and a certified baddie-dad I’ll always pick on you, my love — that’s the vow 'Cause you’re cute as fuck and we’re one weird-ass cow [Verse 2] You rub my back while I diss your show Then you gasp and say “Babe, that’s low” You fill my pills, then flip me off You say “take your meds, you dramatic sloth” You're the sweetest nightmare in a sexy disguise The only one who knows when I’m lying with my eyes [Bridge] We share a spine You bite, I whine You fix my shit Then roast my mind You’re the fuckin’ Sistine Chapel of sass My beautiful monster with a perfect ass I’d bleed out smiling if you yelled at me twice You’re my demon, my nurse, my chaotic wife [Final Chorus] You’re coming out of me, babe, and it’s hot as hell We share a body and you still text “lol” I love you more than my last clean sock You’re my bitch, my queen, my 24/7 shock I’ll always pick on you, my ride-or-cry You’re my soulmate, my headache, my “oh my god why” And if we ever split, just know somehow… I’ll miss the days we were one weird-ass cow.