🎶 "Oh Albus, Ye Mischievous Cat!" 🎶

Irish folk-pop lively, whimsical, magical trouble, shanty, dark vocals, adventurous, pipes, wonder, uilleann pipes, tavern, witchy, spirited, folklore, chill beat, lyre, glockenspiel, male vocals

[Verse 1]
I’m cookin’ me stew with a flick of me wrist,
When Albus drops in — oh, what a twist!
He drank the mosaic milk, turned to stone,
But the Wizard reversed it — he’s back on his own!

He’s wanderin' 'round, a bit stunned and slow,
Huffin' and puffin’, a little bit low,
With paws that glitter, and eyes that gleam,
He’s back in the flesh, but he’s still up to schemes!

[Chorus]
Oh Albus, ye mischievous cat!
With whiskers all twitchin’, and fur tipped with spat,
Ye grow to a giant, ye change, ye grow fat,
I curse ye, I love ye, oh Albus — ye prat!

[Verse 2]
He found the dragon’s milk, drank it all down,
Then grew as tall as the castle town!
Now he’s knockin' over walls, with a grin so wide,
Steppin’ on me roof, with no place to hide!

He thinks he’s funny, but I’m turnin' blue,
When I try to stop him — oh, what to do?
A cat that’s as big as a mountain peak,
And I’m just a wizard who’s startin' to freak!

[Chorus]
Oh Albus, ye mischievous cat!
With whiskers all twitchin’, and fur tipped with spat,
Ye grow to a giant, ye change, ye grow fat,
I curse ye, I love ye, oh Albus — ye prat!

[Verse 3 ]
The bees came buzzin’ — Cantukalia's the name,
Purple and orange, they’ve got quite a claim!
Albus knocked over their nest, oh no!
Now I’m blind as a bat and feelin’ quite low.

The bees, they swarmed, and Albus just laughed,
He’s blindin’ me, playin' games on my behalf!
A sting or two, I’m out for the week,
I’m stumblin’ 'round, and he’s feelin’ unique!

[Chorus]
Oh Albus, ye mischievous cat!
With whiskers all twitchin’, and fur tipped with spat,
Ye grow to a giant, ye change, ye grow fat,
I curse ye, I love ye, oh Albus — ye prat!

[Verse 4]
Then there’s the dragons, those Pekitinkers so bright,
Teal and iridescent, oh, what a sight!
Albus got one, just a little egg,
And now the dragon’s breathin’ fire, for goodness' sake!

It’s spittin’ flames that scorch me hat,
And Albus just giggles, thinkin’ he’s all that!
The Pekitinker’s growin’, bigger by the day,
And now we’re trapped in the flames — what can I say?

[Chorus]
Oh Albus, ye mischievous cat!
With whiskers all twitchin’, and fur tipped with spat,
Ye grow to a giant, ye change, ye grow fat,
I curse ye, I love ye, oh Albus — ye prat!

[Verse 5]
He used the Anywhere Bag, appeared in me tea,
Out popped his head — in my cup, you see!
Splashin’ the water, all over me desk,
Now I’m soaked to the bone, and feelin’ quite stressed!

He turned into a bunny, a fluffy hare,
Then the Wizard turned too, just sittin’ there!
We hopped 'round the castle, both in disguise,
'Til the enchantment wore off — to our surprise!

[Final Chorus]
Oh Albus, ye rascal, ye lovable brat,
Who breaks all the rules, and still loves a chat,
Ye shrink, ye grow, ye’re trouble, that’s that,
But by Merlin’s beard, I’d miss ye — ye cat!

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[Verse 1] I’m cookin’ me stew with a flick of me wrist, When Albus drops in — oh, what a twist! He drank the mosaic milk, turned to stone, But the Wizard reversed it — he’s back on his own! He’s wanderin' 'round, a bit stunned and slow, Huffin' and puffin’, a little bit low, With paws that glitter, and eyes that gleam, He’s back in the flesh, but he’s still up to schemes! [Chorus] Oh Albus, ye mischievous cat! With whiskers all twitchin’, and fur tipped with spat, Ye grow to a giant, ye change, ye grow fat, I curse ye, I love ye, oh Albus — ye prat! [Verse 2] He found the dragon’s milk, drank it all down, Then grew as tall as the castle town! Now he’s knockin' over walls, with a grin so wide, Steppin’ on me roof, with no place to hide! He thinks he’s funny, but I’m turnin' blue, When I try to stop him — oh, what to do? A cat that’s as big as a mountain peak, And I’m just a wizard who’s startin' to freak! [Chorus] Oh Albus, ye mischievous cat! With whiskers all twitchin’, and fur tipped with spat, Ye grow to a giant, ye change, ye grow fat, I curse ye, I love ye, oh Albus — ye prat! [Verse 3 ] The bees came buzzin’ — Cantukalia's the name, Purple and orange, they’ve got quite a claim! Albus knocked over their nest, oh no! Now I’m blind as a bat and feelin’ quite low. The bees, they swarmed, and Albus just laughed, He’s blindin’ me, playin' games on my behalf! A sting or two, I’m out for the week, I’m stumblin’ 'round, and he’s feelin’ unique! [Chorus] Oh Albus, ye mischievous cat! With whiskers all twitchin’, and fur tipped with spat, Ye grow to a giant, ye change, ye grow fat, I curse ye, I love ye, oh Albus — ye prat! [Verse 4] Then there’s the dragons, those Pekitinkers so bright, Teal and iridescent, oh, what a sight! Albus got one, just a little egg, And now the dragon’s breathin’ fire, for goodness' sake! It’s spittin’ flames that scorch me hat, And Albus just giggles, thinkin’ he’s all that! The Pekitinker’s growin’, bigger by the day, And now we’re trapped in the flames — what can I say? [Chorus] Oh Albus, ye mischievous cat! With whiskers all twitchin’, and fur tipped with spat, Ye grow to a giant, ye change, ye grow fat, I curse ye, I love ye, oh Albus — ye prat! [Verse 5] He used the Anywhere Bag, appeared in me tea, Out popped his head — in my cup, you see! Splashin’ the water, all over me desk, Now I’m soaked to the bone, and feelin’ quite stressed! He turned into a bunny, a fluffy hare, Then the Wizard turned too, just sittin’ there! We hopped 'round the castle, both in disguise, 'Til the enchantment wore off — to our surprise! [Final Chorus] Oh Albus, ye rascal, ye lovable brat, Who breaks all the rules, and still loves a chat, Ye shrink, ye grow, ye’re trouble, that’s that, But by Merlin’s beard, I’d miss ye — ye cat!

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