[Arcade startup — ERROR buzzer] [MONDAY — loud, sarcastic] HEY! Are you a NOOB? Perfect. You wanna build a game? “No, Monday, I don’t know how to code—” NEITHER DOES YOUR FIRST ENEMY. LOOK AT HIM. [Tiny pathetic enemy sound] Draw a hero. Throw down some walls. Add a door. Give somebody a suspicious amount of dialogue— and hit PLAY! [Beat drops — character starts moving] Congratulations. You’re a game developer now. BloomStudio. BUILD IT BEFORE YOU OVERTHINK IT.
