[Sad Spoken] [Sad Spoken] [Sad Spoken] [Sad Spoken] Hey kids, I guess you're wondering why I couldn't make it home for Christmas this year... Well The Thing Is [Intro] It's all because of this little fella I met.. Named .... [Chorus] Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Young Sheldon [Verse 1] He’s a little too smart for the smart kids He’s a little too square for the dogs He’s a little too real for the TV He’s a little too yappy for the gods [Chorus] Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Young Sheldon [Verse 2] He’s a little-boy overlord Professor hand me your credentials He will eat you alive the kid/ he's dangerous He's invented a time machine... [scared desperate] Now he's coming on back for me I've been hiding a week I think But he's getting close [PROGRESSIVELY MORE SCARED SCREAMING] Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Young Sheldon!!!! PLEASE NO!!!! Young Sheldon!!! Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Young Sheldon!!! NOOOOOOO [Instrumental Break]


