[Intro] Never fear — Zoron the Moron is here! Retard eee-ohhh, Retard eee-ohhh! [Verse 1] Zoron’s a moron, that’s the play, Every dumb idea pumps the price today! He can’t add up, can’t spell his name, But every red candle turns into fame! He acts the facts, a deep state bitch, But somehow, fam, we’re gettin’ rich! 💸 Laughin’ loud while the charts go green, The dumbest token you’ve ever seen! [Chorus] Zoron’s a moron — cheer and pray, Every bad take pumps the price today! He fumbles words, he trips on stage, But we’re all moonin’ off his rage! 🚀 [Verse 2] He’s got a plan? Nah, he’s got a mess, Press one wrong key, and we’re up, God bless! From city hall clowns to crypto kings, The cult of chaos spreads its wings! He acts the fool, but that’s the charm, Turnin’ brainrot into farm-to-yarn! We chant “Moron!” loud and proud, The dumber he gets, the bigger the crowd! [Chorus] Zoron’s a moron — that’s the play, Every dumb look pumps the price today! He acts the facts, a deep state bitch, But somehow, fam, we’re gettin’ rich! 💸 [Bridge] Spin that chart, turn red to green, Zoron the clown’s American dream! Buy the dip, then post a meme, Retardio rules the scene! [Outro] Never fear, Zoron the Moron is here! Retard eee-ohhh, Retard eee-ohhh! Zoron’s a Moron — let’s cheer!
