[Verse 1] Spurs on my sneakers Hat on a little too low Got a black belt buckle And a one-horse rodeo I yee-haw in sneakers I bow when I say hello Sip sweet tea from a thermos Then I drop into tiger pose [Chorus] I’m a Kung Fu Cowboy Howdy hi-ya Spin-kick dust in the sky Yee-haw (hi-ya!) From the corral to the shaolin gate I ride real slow But my hands move great I’m a Kung Fu Cowboy Wild west wah Tip my hat Then I chop that straw (oh yeah!) If trouble wants to start some noise I lasso Leap Kiai with the boys [Verse 2] Got a lariat looped On a dragon-print gi Do a crane stance sideways On a busted old tree Play cards in the saloon Do forms on the porch out back Say “partner Draw” with a wink Then I bow and I slide off-track [Chorus] I’m a Kung Fu Cowboy Howdy hi-ya Spin-kick dust in the sky Yee-haw (let’s ride!) From the corral to the shaolin gate I ride real slow But my hands move great I’m a Kung Fu Cowboy Wild west wah Tip my hat Then I chop that straw (kiai!) If trouble wants to start some noise I lasso Leap Kiai with the boys [Bridge] Side-step Sidewinder Moonlight on my rope Palm strike Backflipping Right over the slope Sheriff says “Son That ain’t in the book” I bow Then I grin “Wanna take a look?” [Chorus] I’m a Kung Fu Cowboy Howdy hi-ya Spin-kick dust in the sky Yee-haw (hi-ya!) From the corral to the shaolin gate I ride real slow But my hands move great I’m a Kung Fu Cowboy Wild west wah Tip my hat Then I chop that straw If trouble wants to start some noise I lasso Leap Kiai with the boys (kiai!) I’m a Kung Fu Cowboy Howdy hi-ya Yee-haw Hi-ya That’s my law
