[Intro] This is a Safe Space Too bad you can't fit.... heh [Rap verse] The internet used to be where we could discuss our differences. Now it's full of soy boys who can't finish their own sentences And everything I say is responsible for damages To feminist slam pigs who pile on like ham sandwiches... if they see a thing that doesn't fit to their parameters They get on hands and knees and clean it up like word janitors... You nerds banned me for ranting on the internet? Forget that! Now your deaths are imminent! I love to lick the blood from bacon-flavored bandages, straight cis white male, I've got some natural advantages A veiny plan-tain shape bulging through my pajama John's The stamina to banana ram you many times and Then your mom Men and women aren't the same Come and fight me! I bench two seventy five and weigh one ninety! You munch french fries and slurp iced coffee... Yeah, I called you fat, Call me Ishmael, I'll penetrate a whale ear-regardless of the fish smell. That's just me exercising my right of free speech, You could exercise it too if your butt wasn't beached! [Chorus] Castle Bravo Castle Bravo When I see you I go Nuclear puke from my ocular orifices My balls swollen like Jupiter Castle Bravo Castle Bravo Split the atom but Somehow we got stupider Can't believe I'm living In the future What the hell are we still fighting for? [Verse] Gender change isnt a real thing! Ha! Ha! But i'm pro cutting dicks off if it help y'all sing! cast-rot-ohs like Michael, Hitting the high notes, So when I deadname You twinks all blow out the lightbulbs You hear about the gal who transitioned to man, changed her mind back and transitioned again? Its re-dickless autistics spouting statistics, But how many fake chicks end life with both wrists split? 5 out of 10 That number should shock ya, Or maybe not When MDs are believers in chakras But when rich white dudes bodies and gender can't agree We pop confetti and throw pride parades to celebrate their vanity Let me get this off my chest We're systemically Effed and stupid at best When on the news there's no mention of genocide just pride for queer dudes who chemically grew breasts We should talk about what really matters And if we can't then maybe violence really is the answer Who needs Cyanide When the truth is more bitter you cant even argue a point Without calling me Hitler [Chorus] Castle Bravo Castle Bravo When I see you I go Nuclear puke from my ocular orifices My balls swollen like Jupiter Castle Bravo Castle Bravo Split the atom but Somehow we got stupider Can't believe I'm living In the future What the hell are we even fighting for? [Verse 2] I curse in every language A deranged polyglottal trying not to throttle every forty year old plus sized model When I spit on the mic you can get killed or swallow Like Eva von Braun deep-throating the whole pill bottle You're right though, We shouldnt teach young girls what to look like Lets fix all they problems at once by teaching how to cook right Or do the opposite Feed em bon bons And coca cola til the only way they can move is to get someone to roll 'em Fat girls in yoga pants are the bomb Ditto with kroks and thongs Hijabs and sarongs, whatever shrinks dongs And keeps ya'll from becoming moms [Chorus] Castle Bravo Castle Bravo When I see you I go Nuclear puke from my ocular orifices My balls swollen like Jupiter Castle Bravo Castle Bravo Split the atom but Somehow we got stupider Can't believe I'm living In the future What the hell are we still fighting for?
