[Verse] Leo struts in boots, chaps breeze the air, Belt buckle flask like he just don’t care. Sippin' that whiskey like a rich man's sin, Capitalism dead—he ain’t playin' to win. [Chorus] Leonardo the Leotardo, wild in the crowd, Drunk, maybe gay, and politically loud. Telling Wall Street bros to take a long trip, He don’t tuck, just screams, “Eff the tip!” [Verse 2] Got a tie-dyed shirt and a cowboy hat, Reads Marx deep in a laundromat. He’s slick, quick like a whip with a bite, Rainbow flag in the barroom spotlight. [Chorus] Leonardo the Leotardo, wild in the crowd, Drunk, maybe gay, and politically loud. Telling Wall Street bros to take a long trip, He don’t tuck, just screams, “Eff the tip!” [Bridge] Flask swingin' round, he’s a poetic bard, Quotes Hemingway, then flips a business card. Hates the dollar sign, but he loves a good joke, Talks in riddles while he puffs on a smoke. [Verse 3] Daisy Dukes got nothing on his style tonight, Assless chaps breaking cis-boy’s sight. He’s a cowboy rebel in a liberal sprawl, Shouting, “Let’s watch the system fall!”
