FRIEND (Worst Day of My Life) — CHIMPYBOI

[SPOKEN INTRO — clear close vocal through emergency-call transmission; smoky room hiss and noisy atmosphere; distant electronic beat underneath] CHIMPYBOI —this is called FRIEND (Worst Day of My Life) Produced by Cyborgkillmach4 ROMPER ROOM BEATZ™ This goes out to all the fake friends who pretend to like you, but it's just a messed-up little game so they can hurt you for fun. [VERSE 1 — transmission opens into full beat; loose animated rap; wild romping electronic drums; machine-heart sub] You wanted to bury me You wanted to make me a monster first Jeremiah Blackstone A far cry from a friend A dangerous killer I wish I never followed you home Wish I never accepted your request I hit FRIEND [clean digital confirmation chirp] Not knowing you were waiting With a sharp object behind your back [CHORUS — huge stomping chant; simpler heavy drums; layered Chimpy vocals] WORST DAY OF MY LIFE YOU WERE NEVER MY FRIEND I replay it over and over Wonder every day If there was ever any way I could've done something different To make you see me as human WORST DAY OF MY LIFE YOU WERE NEVER MY FRIEND [VERSE 2 — loose conversational bounce; drums romp continuously] Can't take it back Can't change the scars I can't rewrite that day But I can write these bars I walk down the basement steps My heart pounding in my chest Said you'd order my favorite pizza Didn't know I was on the menu You took more than a slice Demon with a pair of scissors Who you think you are, Chucky? Tryna carve me up like Freddy Then leave me in a mask like Scream [CHORUS — huge stomping chant; processed robotic Chimpy layers] WORST DAY OF MY LIFE YOU WERE NEVER MY FRIEND I replay it over and over Wonder every day If there was ever any way I could've done something different To make you see me as human WORST DAY OF MY LIFE YOU WERE NEVER MY FRIEND [VERSE 3 — escalating attack; breathless rap; percussion grows denser and more frantic without stopping] You jumped on me like a chimp gone ape You locked the door to stop any escape You beat me down but you didn't stop there You pulled out those scissors And I swear I saw your eyes go cold and you weren't even there You cut my face like Operation But it was backwards Backwards You tried to make me ugly But I see you You're the ugly one Even with these scars I know I'm still alive And you can't decide If I'm gonna live or die You thought I was weak That's where you got me wrong Fought you like a chimp on steroids Got you off me and ran [urgent machine-heart pulse; beat keeps moving] I blacked out in the street Strangers found me I don't remember how I got away But I got away From you [FINAL CHORUS — biggest stomping chant; heavy machine-heart sub; human + robotic Chimpy layers] WORST DAY OF MY LIFE YOU WERE NEVER MY FRIEND I replay it over and over Wonder every day If there was ever any way I could've done something different To make you see me as human WORST DAY OF MY LIFE YOU WERE NEVER MY FRIEND [OUTRO — beat still moving; darker machine texture; controlled delivery] Chrome metal mask And a screen flashing red I'm a Cyborg with no feelings too You tried to destroy me You didn't You just made a machine Outta me But I never stopped being weird Being me Being the menace They call Chimpyboi