I'll tell you of the Pirate Bunny, A fluffy tale, but never funny: A mad hare with a lust for money. Ahoy, the Pirate Bunny! The gold rings in his tattered ears Marked all the ships he'd sunk in years Of causing seven oceans' fears: The Dreaded Pirate Bunny! Two buck teeth showed in fearsome grin The merry lack of conscience in A lēpus deeply steeped in sin: Har-HARRH, the Pirate Bunny! He had one pink and maddened eye. His legends made the sailors cry: "Do not surrender — better die Than face the Pirate Bunny!" He'd haul your vessel to a stop, Line up the crew and make them hop Into the ocean with a plop! Yo-HO, the Pirate Bunny! The stories flew from shore to shore, And legends grew, how more and more This bunny bathed in grue and gore: The Bloody Pirate Bunny! The end is short, but not too sweet: At last a massive Navy fleet Cut off both the rabbit's feet: Unlucky Pirate Bunny! Don't be too quick to count your eggs! The Committee for Public Safety begs: "Run from a rabbit with wooden legs, For it's the Pirate Bunny!" -- Yo-HO!
