Yodel-Boot Boogie

[🎙️ Verse 1] Well I woke up late with a cow on the porch, Goat in the kitchen and the cat with a torch. My boots ran off with my Sunday hat— Ain’t no explainin’ a farm like that! So I grabbed my banjo, kicked open the door, Said “If it’s chaos you want, I got plenty more!” Started a tune with a rootin’-toot beat, And all the chickens danced on two left feet! [🎵 Yodel Hook – Wild Style] 🎶 Yo-del-ay-hee! Yo-del-ay-hoo! Boot scootin’, barn hootin’, wild-eyed crew! Yo-del-ay, yo-del-ay, sing it with flair— Yodel-boogie blowin’ through the country air! [🎙️ Verse 2] Ma’s on the roof with a homemade kite, Pa’s in the pond sayin’ “Them fish might bite!” The preacher showed up with a jug of shine, Said, “Heaven’s real—but this beat’s divine!” The dog caught the beat and the mule joined in, We built a rhythm with a cattle fence pin. I spun a lass in my flannel so red— She yodeled back and it blew off my head! [🎵 Yodel Hook – Crowd Joins In] 🎶 Yo-del-ay-ee! Yo-del-ay-hoo! Dance ‘til dawn with a goat or two! Yo-del-ay, yo-del-oh, spin that straw— Breakin’ barn floors with a yee and a haw! [🎻 Breakdown – Banjo Solo + Stomp Claps] (Banjo tears it up while boots stomp and fiddle scrapes a wild solo) Then—CRASH!—Grandpa yodels in… [🎙️ Verse 3 – Grandpa’s Part] I got one tooth, and it’s gold and proud, Been yodelin’ since hay was allowed. Back in my day we made pigs waltz— If your yodel ain’t weird, it’s your own dang fault! [🎵 Final Yodel Hook – Big Finish!] 🎶 Yo-del-ay-ah! Yo-del-ay-woo! Sing it loud, sing it wrong, that’s the trick we do! Yo-del-lay-dee, yo-del-lay-die— Let the cows and kinfolk harmonize! [🎙️ Outro – Laughing over Fiddle Fadeout] "Y’all come back now… and bring snacks next time!"