[Intro] [Verse] I went to a Chinese buffet It was crazy how much food they made All kinds of chicken and flavors of beef Filled two plates up, then I took a seat [Verse] My second course was coming soon I had my eyes on the shrimp Rangoon When I looked over I saw a cute face A plump Asian girl was staring my way [Chorus] Sweet and sour, my Asian flower squeezed her chubby cheeks during my golden shower Come to find out that she was a cook She was used to having sex with dirty crooks Wanted me to choke her and call her piggy Ate an egg roll she held between her floppy titties Both of her nipples were large and brown If she gets on all fours they touch the ground [Verse] I ate for free from that day forward She loved to partake in my water sports Put a line of kung pao shrimp across her pot belly gut Slurped each one up while she played in my butt [Verse] Time went on and we got e-loped She grew even thicker, than I had hoped Found the perfect match, she's such a foodie Happy ever after with my szechwan cutie [Fade to End] [End] [Chorus] Sweet and sour, my Asian flower squeezed her chubby cheeks during my golden shower Come to find out that she was a cook She was used to having sex with dirty crooks Wanted me to choke her and call her piggy Ate an egg roll she held between her floppy titties Both of her nipples were large and brown If she gets on all fours they touch the ground [End]
