Two Guinea pigs Together in a cage Straw, pellets and carrots We’re all that they ate Two Guinea pigs Squeak in the cage A shout saying, β€œquit” Christian’s in a rage Two Guinea pigs Popcorn in the cage Kick around in fun Christian’s rage already begun Guinea pigs revenge Guinea pigs revenge Now Christian sleeps With one eye open In fear This might be his end Guinea pigs [repeat all]