[Intro] I AM THE FUCKIN' CHOSEN ONE! IT IS MY DESTINY TO SAVE THIS WORLD! I AM THE FUCKIN' HERO HERE! AND YOU! YOU'RE ALL JUST FREE XP! [Verse 1] Stop fiend! You dare to face me? I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare Come at me, BRUH! I swing my fists, in ya face Chip damage? GOOD ENOUGH! Oh you wanna fight back? that's fine FUCKIN' DODGE ROLL, BIATCH! OUCH FUCK! That didn't work OK gents, I need some health wait, I can't pause this game?! Aaaahhh, well damn... [Verse 2] OK, fine I just got my shit pushed in Maybe I gotta level up Find some lower level mobs, that's it So I head to the bar That's where they all must be This is low level shit Nothin' too bad for me Holy shit! Look at her! She is so foine! Imma go talk to her Imma Make her moine! NAT ONE! Aww shit Well, I guess I dropped the ball spilled my drink on her dress and maybe pissed my pants Oh good, charisma's a skill too I gotta level that up, I guess But I'm pushin' forty Where do I level that up now? [Chorus] Get good you fuckin' noob no advice, no clue Just get fuckin' good You don't know how to play Well we ain't gonna teach ya You should already know Get good or get out noob You ain't ready to play [Verse 3] How do I level up skills In this stupid game? Do I gotta read a book or fuckin' grind XP I thought I'd be havin' fun But this game kinda sucks The graphics is kinda nice As long as you don't look under the hood OK, get a job, make some money Is that how this is played? But I ain't got no skills What can I even do? Cleanin' that sounds shit But I guess it's a start Had my first interview With the boss... Wait...My first boss fight?! FUCKIN' HADOUKEN, BIATCH! Punched him right in the mouth Only two HP, Gotta level my strength guess I'll do it again Oh wait, who is these guys? Flashin' their blues You the town guards? Wait, where the fuck you takin' me?! [Verse 4] OK fine I guess I gotta play by the rules No cheat codes for me I gotta play it legit Get a job, build skills Earn some money, learn to play Maybe fight somethin' small, like a basement of rats But wait I been playin' this shit for thirty eight years Shouldn't I be end game by now? Oh wait I get it This game is pay to win That's so fuckin' lame There's no skill Just money I fuckin' knew I chose the wrong class Can I start again WAIT WHAT?! You only get one choice? And only one life? THIS GAME FUCKIN' SUCKS! [Chorus] Get good you fuckin' noob no advice, no clue Just get fuckin' good You don't know how to play Well we ain't gonna teach ya You should already know Get good or get out noob You ain't ready to play Get good you fuckin' noob no advice, no clue Just get fuckin' good You don't know how to play Well we ain't gonna teach ya You should already know Get good or get out noob You ain't ready to play [Outro] And the moral of the story, kids... Pfft, I dunno. Hahaha
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