Abducted by the Stars

[Verse] Lights flash and I'm lifted up high Stars spinning in the alien sky They say they've got questions to ask But I'm not sure I’m up for the task [Chorus] (Whoa) They probe and they prod and they search (search) (Whoa) Secrets of the universe emerge (emerge) (Whoa) They're curious about my soul (my soul) (Whoa) But they're checking my booty hole (booty hole) [Verse 2] Up here in the cosmic zone Feeling like I'm far from home Aliens with faces that glow Why they’re probing I'll never know [Chorus] (Whoa) They probe and they prod and they search (search) (Whoa) Secrets of the universe emerge (emerge) (Whoa) They're curious about my soul (my soul) (Whoa) But they're checking my booty hole (booty hole) [Bridge] Blipping blopping sounds all around Hovering ships above the ground Endless questions in the air Guess my booty’s the answer there [Chorus] (Whoa) They probe and they prod and they search (search) (Whoa) Secrets of the universe emerge (emerge) (Whoa) They're curious about my soul (my soul) (Whoa) But they're checking my booty hole (booty hole) [Verse 3] Flashing lights and I'm feeling spaced Alien eyes staring into my face They say they'll wipe my memory clean But I've got a feeling they've been mean [Chorus] (Whoa) They probe and they prod and they search (search) (Whoa) Secrets of the universe emerge (emerge) (Whoa) They're curious about my soul (my soul) (Whoa) But they're checking my booty hole (booty hole) [Verse 4] Zapping my brain cell by cell Erasing my mind but keeping my body to sell My memories shrink away As they Continuing to probe and sway [Chorus] (Whoa) They probe and they prod and they search (search) (Whoa) Secrets of the universe emerge (emerge) (Whoa) They're curious about my soul (my soul) (Whoa) But they're checking my booty hole (booty hole) [Bridge] Blipping blopping sounds all around Hovering ships above the ground Wiping away what I once knew Was my booty clue? [Chorus] (Whoa) They probe and they prod and they search (search) (Whoa) Secrets of the universe emerge (emerge) (Whoa) They're curious about my soul (my soul) (Whoa) But they're checking my booty hole (booty hole) [Outro:] Now my mind is empty and my booty feels drained Abductors return me to Earth in vain They erased my memory, my mind feels so clean But I wonder why they kept probing my booty keen!