[Verse 1] Heads and Shoulders. A toothbrush holder. A towel rack. A soap bar stack. A can of old spice That smells really nice. A box of Q-Tips. Moisturizer for lips. A new shower head With five different modes. Some travel sized hair gel For when I'm on the road. [Chorus] These things I see While taking a dump. A bathroom scale. A body wash pump. These things I see While taking a dump. Glass shower doors That I always bump. [Break] [Verse 2] A value sized bottle Of Listerine. A little black spider Walking towards me. Another little spider Coming up through the vent. And another spider. And another spider. And another spider. There's so many of them! They keep coming! AHH! THEY'RE EATING ME! [Chorus] These things I see While taking a dump. A bathroom scale. A body wash pump. These things I see While taking a dump. Glass shower doors That I always bump. [Break] [Bridge] [Female Rap] Yo, I'm just a little spider. Please let me be. Or I'm gonna roll up with my whole family. When we're through with you, you won't be okay. This is for smooshing Dave the other day. You heartless monster, you have some nerve. So we gonna give you everything you deserve. Dave had kids, now we're getting you back. Here's your receipt, I'm done with this track. [Chorus] These things I see While taking a dump. A bathroom scale. A body wash pump. These things I see While taking a dump. Glass shower doors That I always bump.
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