How about a light song!? I'm feeling a Fight Song! Dedicated, of course, to Drake Long! The latest victim of our canine Lycaon! From a tale so Long, the Storm is drawn, A challenge laid on the Academy lawn! A brutal Beast, all teeth and hair, In the halls confronted, by the maiden faiiir! Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair! Skalos, drawn from his foul lair, To savage her Love! So young! Such hair! But to whom doth our maiden's heart belong? Why, the Monk! The Hero! It's Drake Lonnng! Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair! Strike and storm, clash and cry! One will stand, and one will die! Flames will rise, sparks will fly! Fearless before the Alpha scion, Of the noble House Lycaon! The Monk refuses to run, to hide! He takes approaching death in stride! Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair! Strike and storm, clash and cry! One will stand, and one will die! Flames will rise, sparks will fly! Oh! Though he may die to the thunder's pull, His bones, broken, his strength made null! He still stands, unafraid to fight! But will the wolf fall to his might? Strike and storm, clash and cry! One will stand, and one will die! Flames will rise, sparks will fly! A bringer of Pain, a rising Fame, But who will win this brutal game? The Beast who scorns those lacking fur? Or the Monk, whose Class remains obscuuure? Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair! Strike and storm, clash and cry! One will stand, and one will die! Flames will rise, sparks will fly! And in the ennnnnd… fair Rose will cry! Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair!
