[Title: “99 Spliffs (But Colorado Ain’t One)”] [(Reggae-dub remix – slow skank, booming bass, horns trailing smoke, chilled confidence)] ⸻ [Intro – slow roll-in, deep echo voice] If you’re havin’ problems, I feel bad for you, son… I got 99 spliffs and you got none? Let’s spark one [(skrrrt—light flick—dub beat drops in)] ⸻ [Verse 1 – swagger & smoke] I’m chillin’ in the Springs with a blunt so fat, Got a bag in the trunk and a smile to match. State law clean, no stress in the ride, Even the cops wave back when they pass me by. My weed’s on point, my record’s clean, Grew it on the porch next to collard greens. You got border states still trippin’ on a plant, But in the Mile High, we just puff and chant. ⸻ [Chorus – horns + dub echo] 🎶 I got 99 spliffs, now I’m smokin’ one Rolled ‘em all legal, just chillin’ in the sun (yeah) 🎶 I got 99 spliffs and I spark ‘em for fun, Take a deep breath, the stress come undone. ⸻ [Verse 2 – stoner humor + pride] You call it chronic I call it craft Hand-trimmed buds and a post-sesh laugh. Edibles labeled like a fine red wine, Ganja gourmet with a terpene shine. Dispensary stamp on my loyalty card, Budtender know me like a backyard bard. You still hidin’ yours in a shoebox, bro? I light up proud at the Whole Foods show. ⸻ [Chorus – big hook, dub horns swelling] 🎶 I got 99 spliffs, now I’m smoking one From Boulder down to the springs, we get it done (woo!) 🎶 I got 99 spliffs, I roll ’em in runs, Took a hit at Red Rocks, now I speak in puns. ⸻ [Bridge – spoken word, spacey dub fx] They said weed was a problem… Now it’s my solution. You got anxiety? I got a lighter and a lounge chair. ⸻ [Final Chorus – all-in, group vocals] 🎶 I got 99 spliffs, now I’m smoking one No guilt, no fear, just fire and fun 🎶 I got 99 spliffs—come and get you some We keep it rollin’ in the high elevation sun. ⸻ [Outro – lighter flick, distant laugh, bass fades] Colorado…light em up
