(Verse 1) Well, it started at the diner on a Tuesday morn Since the day I was born, it’s been nothing but scorn For those little brown devils sitting in a bowl I hate 'em in my heart and I hate 'em in my soul I spent my life a-fighting, every single day Chucking every pinto and kidney bean away I thought I was the hunter, thought I was the king Until the beans decided they were gonna do their thing. (Chorus) Now the beans have got a brain and they’re looking for a fight They’re marching through the garden in the middle of the night They got high-tech lasers and a military plan And it’s all on account of just one bean-hating man! Yeah, the beans took over, and they’re running the show They’re the baddest bunch of outlaws that a man could ever know! (Verse 2) They came across the border with a vengeance in their eyes Frijoles in formation under dusty desert skies They brought the heavy armor and the tactical gear Filling every kitchen with a cold and salty fear They didn't want no peace, they didn't want no truce They let the dogs of war and the lima beans loose The population’s fading, yeah, the end is drawing near ‘Cause I couldn’t keep my fork shut and I made my hatred clear. (Chorus) Now the beans have got a brain and they’re looking for a fight They’re marching through the garden in the middle of the night They got high-tech lasers and a military plan And it’s all on account of just one bean-hating man! Yeah, the beans took over, and they’re running the show They’re the baddest bunch of outlaws that a man could ever know! (Outro) So if you see a bean, better show it some respect Or the whole dang world is gonna end up wrecked They’re bad, they’re mean, and they’re Mexican too And they’re coming for the world… and they’re coming for you! Yeah, they're coming for you. Watch out for the beans.
