Goofy's Betrayal

(Intro – Fast palm-muted riff) Yeeeaaahhh! House of Mouse, the lights go black! Two shadows twist – no turning back! (Verse 1 – Rapid thrash riff) Crept through the clubhouse door unseen, Heard the moans, heard the screams, Minnie’s voice in ecstasy, But not for me — for that clumsy freak! Ears up high, tail in the air, Goofy’s grin from ear to ear, Pants around his stupid feet, My whole damn world lies in a heap! (Pre-Chorus – Heavy chug) Best friend since the Steamboat days, Now he’s fucking my mouse away! (Chorus – Explosive gang shouts) BETRAYAL! Heart ripped in two! TRAITOR! Minnie, how could you? GOOFY! I’ll smash that fucking face! RAGE! Burning through this place! Mickey’s broken, Mickey’s scarred, Love turned to steel, forever marred! (Verse 2 – Faster, tighter) Caught 'em tangled on the bed, Her bow askew, his hat on the floor, She screamed my name but not in love, Just panic as I kicked down the door! Two blades buried in my spine, Her velvet touch, his stupid laugh, Ink and blood spill on the floor, Toontown’s hero — nevermore! (Pre-Chorus – Heavy chug) She was my queen, he was my fool, Both of them just fucking tools! (Chorus – Even heavier) BETRAYAL! Heart ripped in two! TRAITOR! Minnie, how could you? GOOFY! I’ll smash that fucking face! RAGE! Burning through this place! Mickey’s broken, Mickey’s scarred, Love turned to steel, forever marred! (Bridge – Slow crushing doom into thrash build – raw spoken/shouted) Pluto… come here, old friend… Sit with me while the darkness descends. She chose his goof over my heart, He chose her body and tore us apart. Why’d they twist the knives so deep? You’re the only one who never lied to me. Loyal eyes in the dead of night, If I paint these walls red… you will still love me right? (Guitar Solo – Chaotic, unhinged leads) (Breakdown – Slow crushing chugs) I’LL KILL THE GOOF! BURN THIS CLUBHOUSE DOWN! TAKE BACK MY CROWN! MOUSE NO MORE — JUST VENGEANCE NOW! (Final Chorus – Full throttle screams) BETRAYAL! Heart ripped in two! TRAITOR! Minnie, fuck you! GOOFY! Your blood will paint the walls! RAGE! Hear the cartoon fall! Mickey’s broken… but Mickey’s back, With an axe in hand and eyes pitch black! (Outro – Fading blast beats to eerie clean guitar) Pluto… good boy… At least I still got you…