TITLE: D-n-D - The Parody [INTRO] (Heavy stomp-stomp-clap beat with a distorted lute riff) Roll! Roll! Roll! 🎲 Roll! Roll! Roll! 🎲 Roll! Roll! Roll! 🎲 [VERSE] See me ride into the dungeon In a quest of high adventure Looting all I can You know what that means! 💰 I told the boss I’m a Level Ten Fighter 🛡️ He said "Get out," but my torch is brighter! 🔥 [VERSE] Orcs are to the left of me Dragons to the right Got a Greatsword, not a knife Roll for your life! ⚔️ [CHORUS] 'Cause I play D-n-D! 🐉 D-n-D, and I will win the fight! D-n-D, I am a secret solver! D-n-D, watch me level up! 🆙 [VERSE] I’m a natural twenty! I’m a critical hit! 💥 I’m an elven ranger Don’t give me no... "technicality!" I roll the dice in the middle of the night 🌕 The neighbors think I’m looking for a fight! [BRIDGE] (Lute solo shredding over heavy power chords) 🎸🪕 Roll! Roll! Roll! I’m not crazy, I just have high Charisma! 🗣️ Roll! Roll! Roll! I’m a fireball, I’m a lightning bolt! ⚡ [CHORUS] 'Cause I play D-n-D! 🐉 D-n-D, and I will win the fight! D-n-D, I am a secret solver! D-n-D, watch me level up! 🆙 [OUTRO] D-n-D! Watch me crit! 🎲 (Final power chord followed by a dungeon explosion) 💥
