[Chorus] Cash Secured Pimpin’ Cash Secured Pimpin’ Bankroll fully backed If it dip low, I still wanted that Either keep the premium Or I own it cheap That’s grown man trades While the gamblers weep [Verse 1] I don’t chase moonshots, I don’t buy hype I let WallStreetBets donate every night Sellin’ fear heavy when volatility spike While they panic buy calls, I get paid polite Theta got tricks lined up round the block Every hour pass another contract drop She collect slow money, bring it home to me I’m the CSP boss, cash flow luxury Out-the-money puts on a red day bleed That’s another premium deposited to me If assignment hit? cool, I wanted shares Wheel strategy spinnin’ while they cry upstairs [Chorus] Cash Secured Pimpin’ Cash Secured Pimpin’ Bankroll fully backed If it dip low, I still wanted that Either keep the premium Or I own it cheap That’s grown man trades While the gamblers weep [Bridge] IV high, premium fat Everybody scared, I’m attackin’ that You see red candles, I see discounts Get paid upfront when I pick the amount [Verse 2] Got collateral sittin’ like a loaded vault Risk defined different when you know the fault I ain’t prayin’ for a squeeze or a miracle I’m sellin’ time decay — consistent residuals Theta she loyal, she ain’t never late Every sunset melt another gambler trade Buyer lose hope while the extrinsic fade Then she hand me cash like “you got paid” [Chorus] Cash Secured Pimpin’ Cash Secured Pimpin’ Bankroll fully backed If it dip low, I still wanted that Either keep the premium Or I own it cheap That’s grown man trades While the gamblers weep
