Dildo Addict (nasty rap / filthy R&B) He ain’t thinking about pussy, he ain’t thinking about ass He’s thinking about silicone, thick and glass That man is obsessed, he got a whole damn drawer Dildos of every size, he’s always wanting more Big ones, ribbed ones, ones that vibrate and pulse He’s stroking them, sucking them, sliding them in his hole He’s got one in the shower, one under the bed One in the car just in case he gets the urge in his head Chorus He’s a dildo freak, can’t leave them alone Got a collection so big it could fill up a home He’s obsessed with the feel, obsessed with the stretch That man would rather ride plastic than get some real sex Dildo junkie, silicone slave He’d rather fuck a toy than a woman any day He watches porn just to see the toys Pauses the video, studies the size Then he orders three more before the night even ends He’s broke as hell but his dildo fund never ends He sits on the biggest one, eyes rolling back Talking to it like “yeah, that’s it, just like that” He’s so far gone he named every one “Big Daddy,” “Throat Killer,” “The One That Makes Me Cum” Chorus He’s a dildo freak, can’t leave them alone Got a collection so big it could fill up a home He’s obsessed with the feel, obsessed with the stretch That man would rather ride plastic than get some real sex Dildo junkie, silicone slave He’d rather fuck a toy than a woman any day Bridge His girl found the stash and she almost left Twenty-seven dildos and a bottle of lube on the shelf He looked her dead in the eye with no shame at all Said “baby I love you… but that purple one’s my favorite, that’s all” Outro Yeah he’s hooked, he’s gone, he’s past the point of help A grown-ass man in love with a drawer full of plastic dick Obsessed, addicted, riding them every night That dildo freak ain’t ever giving up the fight.
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