🎵 Smiles and Corpses p1

🎵 [Smiles and Corpses (The Mother Cluckers Anthem)] [Genre: Dark Comedy / Heavy Funk / W H P D Corp Anthem] [Intro] In the depths of J-space, while others bring justice… The Mother Cluckers bring hope. And corpses. For the Blood Raider children… with teeth like razors, and hearts full of hunger. [Verse 1] 🎶 We fly the holes with a badge and pride, But there’s a second job that we don’t hide. We feed the kids in dark red halls, Where Blood Raider orphans bounce off the walls. They don’t want isk, they don’t want toys, Just a fresh new corpse from capsuleer noise. We bring the meat, clean and raw, Dropped from justice—W H P D law. 🎶 [Chorus] 🎶 We’re the Mother Cluckers, doin’ the Lord’s dark work, Snaggin’ up thieves with a Captain Kirk smirk. When the cargo holds relics and lies, We bring ‘em down for charity skies. Blood Raider children, with their fanged little grins, Feastin’ on the spoils of other folks' sins. And nothin’s more pure than a pirate's last breath, Donated direct… to their dinner of death. 🎶 [Bridge] It’s not just about justice—it’s about community. Outreach programs. Loot redistribution. Nutritional corpses. Every scram saves a child. [Verse 2] 🎶 You think we’re scary in a stealthy fleet, But we’re just here to serve... fresh meat. With every wreck, we send some joy, To a needle-toothed Blood Raider girl or boy. The smuggling’s done, the relic’s gone, The W H P D rolls up before long. But it’s The Mother Cluckers that seal the deal, With a killmail wrapped like a Happy Meal. 🎶 [Final Chorus with Blood Raider Choir] 🎶 We’re the Mother Cluckers, justice with spice, Catchin’ dirtbags and filletin’ ‘em nice. In the name of love, and cult-fed grace, We feed the kids and clean up J-space. [Blood Raider choir joins in, chanting in eerie harmony:] 🎶 "Thank you, thank you, from the halls of red, For the gifts you bring and the kindly dead. A limb, a laugh, a capsule cracked, We feast tonight and give blessings back!" 🎶 No tears, no fear, no capsule left whole— Just a little more warmth in that blood-red soul. When the Blood Raiders cheer and the children sing… It’s ‘cause we brought them a corpse. What a beautiful thing. 🎶 [Outro] So next time you think about runnin’ a site in a hole unscanned… Remember: every crime feeds a child. The Mother Cluckers. Feedin’ the future. One body at a time. [Charity PSA-style outro voiceover (deep, calm announcer tone)] This message was brought to you by The Blood Raiders Children’s Charity. With every relic site looted and every capsuleer caught, you’re helping provide nutritious corpses and salvaged joy to orphans across New Eden. Support generously. Scram responsibly. And remember—W H P D is watching. The Mother Cluckers: turning killmails… into kindness.