My Wand Has Low Battery I walked into the dragon's cave, dramatic as could be, Cape was flowing perfectly, all eyes were on me. Raised my wand to save the day—this moment should've mattered... Instead it made a sad little "beep..." and all my confidence just shattered. The goblins started laughing, The trolls began to clap, A fairy yelled, "Try turning it off and on!" Well... thanks for that. I used to summon thunderstorms, Now I can't spark a light. The prophecy said I'd save the world... If I charged it overnight. My wand has low battery, Magic's stuck at two percent! Trying to cast a meteor shower— Got a strongly worded compliment. My wand has low battery, Every spell's buffering. The Dark Lord's waiting patiently... Can somebody pass the charging ring? Tried to cast invisibility, Instead my shoes disappeared. Asked for mighty lightning bolts, A scented candle appeared. The unicorn looked disappointed, The phoenix rolled its eyes. Even my enchanted broomstick said, "Dude... you should synchronize." Searching every castle wall, "Does anyone have USB-C?" The wizard in the corner whispered, "I've only got Wizard-USB..." My wand has low battery, Mana-saving mode engaged! Instead of summoning ancient beasts, I opened the settings page. My wand has low battery, Critical magic alert! Accidentally turned the king Into decorative yogurt! "Hold on... hold on..." Don't cast yet! I'm at one percent! Close the spell apps! Disable background enchantments! Who's streaming crystal-ball videos? WHO LEFT THE PORTAL OPEN?! "...Seriously?" My wand has low battery, But I'm still gonna try! If destiny can't wait five minutes, That's destiny's problem tonight! My wand has low battery, The magic's hanging by a thread... If this next spell doesn't recharge— I'm hitting it with the charger instead! Battery low... Magic reduced... Please connect your wand to power... "...The chosen one forgot the charger."
