[Verse 1] In the middle of the woods You're howling at the moon Three beers deep, big bad wolf You'll be my ruin soon You think you're sneaking up With your big yellow eyes But baby I can smell the hops Beneath your big disguise [Pre-Chorus] Wolfie, when you're faded Your plan gets complicated [Chorus] You, you only chase me when you're sober You only want me when it's over You only chase me when you're sober You, you swallowed grandma just to find me Left your fur coat right behind you No composure You, you only chase me when you're sober (When you're sober) (When you're sober) (You only chase me when you're sober) [Verse 2] You knocked on grandma's door With whiskey on your breath You said "What big teeth you have"- No honey, that's MY text You gulped the old girl whole Thought you were oh so slick But now you're napping in her bed And that's my favorite trick [Pre-Chorus] Wolfie, when you're wasted Your fur is there for taking [Chorus] You, you only chase me when you're sober You only want me when it's over You only chase me when you're sober You, you swallowed grandma just to find me Left your fur coat right behind you No composure You, you only chase me when you're sober [Bridge] 🎵 I didn't bring a hunter I didn't need an axe I just waited for your snoring And I took your coat right back You were drooling on the pillow Paws up in the air Now I'm wearing your whole wardrobe Honey, life ain't fair 🎵 [Chorus - Final] You, you only chase me when you're sober Too drunk to catch me when it's over You only chase me when you're sober You, you swallowed grandma like a dumpling Now I've got your fur - you've got nothing No composure You, you only chase me when you're sober [Outro - spoken, Red Riding Hood winks] "Should've stayed off the beer, big boy. The coat fits perfectly, by the way." 🐺🧥❤️ (When you're sober) (When you're sober) (Baby… you only had to be sober) 🎯 [Moral - spoken] "Be sober. Save your fur. The wolf lost grandma, lost his coat, and lost the girl - all before happy hour was even over". 🍺