Double-Fistin’ Fly-Swattin’ Man

[Verse 1] I’m a double-fistin’, fly-swattin’ man Got trouble buzzin’ and a drink in each hand I work all week till my bones don’t stand Then Friday finds me with a fly-swattin’ hand [Chorus] I’m a double-fistin’, fly-swattin’ man Standin’ in the smoke like I own this land I work real hard, but I play harder Baptized in sweat and muddy water [Verse 2] Tonight the moon started talkin’ to the sand Green trees danced like a gospel band Coconut dreams rolled over the land And I laughed so hard I could barely stand [Chorus] I’m a double-fistin’, fly-swattin’ man Standin’ in the smoke like I own this land I work real hard, but I play harder Baptized in sweat and muddy water [Bridge] Mama said, “Boy, you better slow that train” But I got summer lightning runnin’ through my veins Someday I might lay these bad ways down But tonight I’m buyin’ one more round [Guitar Solo] [Long dirty blues solo in C, screaming bends, slide wails, barroom organ, stomping drums] [Final Chorus] I’m a double-fistin’, fly-swattin’ man Standin’ in the smoke like I own this land Trouble keeps buzzin’, but I still stand A double-fistin’, fly-swattin’ man