[Intro – spoken over claps] Y’all ready for this meltdown? Orange man won… and they’re already broken 😂 Let’s go! [Verse 1] Woke up this morning, saw his face on the screen Started screamin’ at my phone like “This can't be real!” Orange man bad, orange man bad, orange man bad Now I’m cryin’ in my soy milk, feelin' so sad Blocked all my family, called em' all Nazis Got blue check verified, but fuckin' means nothin' Elon bought Twitter, we can't fuckin' censor Russiagates a hoax but he's still Putin's puppet, Still waitin’ on that pee tape, livin' in my mind [Pre-Chorus] When I see that hair, when I see that grin My whole body convulses, I can’t even begin Hands shakin’, blood pressure through the roof Somebody call the doctor — I got terminal TDS proof! [Chorus – big dumb party hook] Yeah, I got TDS and I know it (hey!) TDS and I know it (hey!) TDS and I know it (hey!) Trump Derangement Syndrome and I know it! I got TDS and I know it (hey!) TDS and I know it (hey!) TDS and I know it (hey!) Trump Derangement Syndrome and I know it! [Verse 2] Tweet after tweet, I’m havin’ a full-on fit Every word he says makes me want my Momma's tit Safe space activated, trigger warning on my soul I’d rather eat my own ass than let him take control MAGA hats trigger me, red ties make me faint I see a red hat and I need to be restrained Call it a syndrome, call it a disease But I’m still hatin’ harder, than when I'm suckin' cock on my knees [Bridge – silly savage breakdown] Wiggle wiggle wiggle… nah, that ain’t it I’m just over here ragin' every time he says 'shit' CNN on blast, Rachel Maddow on repeat I’m havin’ a full-on meltdown TDS meet-and-greet! [Final Chorus – massive drop, layered savage vocals] Yeah, I got TDS and I know it (hey!) TDS and I know it (hey!) TDS and I know it (hey!) Trump Derangement Syndrome and I know it! I got TDS and I know it (hey!) TDS and I know it (hey!) TDS and I know it (hey!) Trump Derangement Syndrome and I know it! [Outro – fading claps + ad-libs] Yeah I got it bad… I really got it bad… Trump’s still livin’ rent-free in my head and I can’t stop it… TDS… TDS… (hey!) Somebody help me… or don’t, I kinda like it 😂
