[Intro – Dirty guitar riff, head-nodding bass; dry, amused British spoken vocal] "Not bad, this." [Brief pause] "Go on, then." [Drums slam in] [Verse 1 – Relaxed British rap; confident bounce, cheeky rhythmic delivery] Rain on my collar, bass through the door Came in for one, heard the riff, ordered more Motor outside makes the windows complain Does a lap of the block just to park there again Bloke by the bar spent a grand on the fit Says, "Just threw it on." Yeah, course you did Sparklers on bottles, phones in the air DJ drops the bass, now nobody cares By the speakers, talking shit with the lads One dirty riff and we're all going mad She catches my eye when the thump comes through Pulls me to the floor like she knows what to do Mate who said "behave" is right up by the stack Two minutes ago he was holding me back Bloke with the motor's shouting the hook Knows none of the words, couldn't care how he looks [Pre-Chorus – Half-sung, playful swagger; drums pull back, bass rolls underneath, distorted guitar builds] Let 'em make an entrance, I'll be round the back Where the good tunes live and the floorboards crack Someone asks, "You bothered?" Nah, not a bit Then the whole room jumps when the bassline kicks [Chorus – EXPLOSIVE; full distorted guitar riff, massive hip-hop drums, filthy bouncing bass; melodic lead with rowdy gang responses] Funny, innit? (Funny, innit!) All that show and the best bit's free Funny, innit? (Funny, innit!) No fuss, that'll do for me Hands go up when the low end hits Whole room bouncing off the bricks Came for a laugh, stayed for the riff Funny, innit? (Funny, innit!) [Verse 2 – More animated rap flow; tighter internal rhythm, playful swagger] Velvet rope by the bar, same bass, same floor Fifty quid extra for a different door Five takes for a candid, "Nah, do it again" Caption says "no plans" at a quarter past ten Two by the bar, trading looks all night Six tunes later, neither one's said hi Me? One sip, then the bass comes through Glass on the bar, I'm off with the crew She clocks my grin as the track gets loud One look back and I'm straight through the crowd Early start tomorrow, that's what my mate swore He's put his keys down and he's back for more DJ cuts the track, hear the whole room hiss Then drops it twice as hard, proper taking the piss So much for the calm act, I'm up with the rest Still got that grin and the bass in my chest [Pre-Chorus – Half-sung, playful swagger; drums pull back, bass rolls underneath, distorted guitar builds] Let 'em make an entrance, I'll be round the back Where the good tunes live and the floorboards crack Someone asks, "You bothered?" Nah, not a bit Then the whole room jumps when the bassline kicks [Chorus – EXPLOSIVE; full distorted guitar riff, massive hip-hop drums, filthy bouncing bass; melodic lead with rowdy gang responses] Funny, innit? (Funny, innit!) All that show and the best bit's free Funny, innit? (Funny, innit!) No fuss, that'll do for me Hands go up when the low end hits Whole room bouncing off the bricks Came for a laugh, stayed for the riff Funny, innit? (Funny, innit!) [Bridge – Drums strip back; heavy bass and dirty guitar groove; half-rapped, cocky delivery] These boots weren't cheap, don't ask me the price Scuffed 'em to bits by the end of the night Flash of a camera, I give it a grin Back to the floor when the drop kicks in [Instrumental break – Guitar riff gets dirtier; bass builds underneath] [One beat of silence] "Turn the fucker up." [Massive drum fill; guitar and bass EXPLODE] [Final Chorus – FULL POWER; massive bouncing drums, distorted guitar, melodic lead, layered gang vocals, playful ad-libs] Funny, innit? (Funny, innit!) All that show and the best bit's free Funny, innit? (Funny, innit!) No fuss, that'll do for me Hands go up when the low end hits Whole room bouncing off the bricks Came for a laugh, stayed for the riff Funny, innit? (Funny, innit!) [Outro – Guitar riff continues; drums drop away; amused spoken vocal] "Wasn't even gonna come out." [Short laugh] "Funny, innit?" [Final bass and guitar hit]
