Honey - Put Your Mouth Where My Money Is

[Spoken intro] Baby, my financial adviser says I need to diversify my assets. And I've been looking at yours all night. [Verse 1] I got a platinum card and a negative soul A leveraged position and a heart of gold My portfolio's rising, my standards are not I'm fiscally prudent—but emotionally hot You say money talks, well mine won't shut up It's buying champagne and filling your cup Forget all the promises, forget all the biz Come put your mouth where my money is [Pre-Chorus] I've got capital! You've got gains! Let's consolidate Our mutual remains! [CHORUS — enormous gang vocals] PUT YOUR MOUTH WHERE MY MONEY IS! (MONEY IS!) Baby, show me what your currency is PUT YOUR MOUTH WHERE MY MONEY IS! (MONEY IS!) I want a hostile takeover kiss No small print, no promises Just put your mouth— WHERE MY MONEY IS! [Verse 2] My interest's compound and my yield is high Your credit is good and your stock caught my eye I've got liquid assets I'm ready to spend And a long-term position I'd like to extend The market is open, the bell's gonna ring I'm bullish on you and I'm short on everything So audit my books, check the figures and fizz— Then put your mouth where my money is [Pre-Chorus] Tax deductible! Fully insured! Past performance Cannot be assured! [CHORUS] [Breakdown — absurdly sincere piano] They say the best things in life are free… [sniff] They say money can't buy you love… Baby, I've kept the receipt. And Which is why I've never trusted them. [GUITAR SOLO — “financial irresponsibility in E minor”] [Bridge] Diversify me! Monetise me! Take my tender offer— And securitise me! [Half-time gang chant] BUY! BUY! BUY! SELL! SELL! SELL! If this is fiscal heaven— I'll refinance in hell! [FINAL CHORUS — gratuitous key change] PUT YOUR MOUTH WHERE MY MONEY IS! (MONEY IS!) Show me some aggressive interest PUT YOUR MOUTH WHERE MY MONEY IS! (MONEY IS!) Baby, that's my favourite stimulus No receipts! No witnesses! Just put your mouth— Put your mouth— PUT YOUR MOUTH WHERE MY MONEYYYYYYYY IS! [Spoken outro] Past performance is no guarantee of future satisfaction. [FEMALE VOICE — immaculate corporate compliance tone, completely dry] Your capital is at risk. [Then BANG — final E5, held obscenely long while the guitars feedback.]