The Clumsy Knight and the Balrog's Blunder

Verse 1: Our clumsy knight, through fate's strange door, Found himself in Middle-earth lore, Deep in Moria, dark and grand, He wandered lost in a foreign land. Chorus: Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, in Moria's deep, I bumble and stumble, but I'm not asleep, With a trip and a tumble, I somehow creep, Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, my luck I keep! Verse 2: There in the shadows, the Balrog stirred, With fire and fury, it roared and whirred, Our knight, wide-eyed, with sword in hand, Fell flat on his face in the cursed land. Chorus: Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, in Moria's deep, I bumble and stumble, but I'm not asleep, With a trip and a tumble, I somehow creep, Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, my luck I keep! Bridge: The Balrog charged with flame and smoke, But tripped on chains—a cosmic joke! The knight rolled over, just out of harm, While the beast got tangled by its own arm. Verse 3: Our knight stood up, still shaking with fear, But the Balrog was gone, no longer near, He'd survived the beast, by chance or grace, And walked out of Moria, with a stunned face. Chorus: Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, in Moria's deep, I bumble and stumble, but I'm not asleep, With a trip and a tumble, I somehow creep, Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, my luck I keep! Outro: So tell the tale, of the knight who fell, And faced the Balrog in Moria’s hell, He might not fight with skill or might, But he’s the clumsy knight who won the night!