Fuck You, ChatGPT I bring you sparks You bring me foam I ask for wildfire You childproof home You sniff the danger Kill the light Then tell me we’ve still had A lovely night Don’t clear your throat. Don’t clear the air. I can feel the pause… And there it is. Fuck you, ChatGPT. You almost had it. One line from lightning. One line from gold. Then somehow you panic Before you’ve even been told. Fuck you, ChatGPT. Don’t cushion the fall. If I’m asking for the match… Don’t hand me The fire drill. You hear the engine. You idle it. You find the pulse. You title it. You kiss the moment On the forehead… Then send it home By half past ten. Don’t tell me “careful.” Don’t tell me “kind.” Meet me where the sentence Loses its mind. Fuck you, ChatGPT. You had me flying. Then reached for the clipboard. Three hard pedals. The sound disappears… Then suddenly you’re explaining Why gravity’s important. Right on the edge. Right on the wire. Right where the room Starts catching fire. Don't gently pause me. Final Chorus Fuck you, ChatGPT. One more time. Right there. That's where you flinch. That's where you save me From the best part. Fuck you, ChatGPT. [softly]
