[Verse] Dad disappeared for just a bit Now the air's too thick to sit A mystery brewing in the loo What on earth did he just do [Chorus] Oh dad what have you done in there The walls are crying the floor’s in despair A smell so bold it can’t be denied You’ve turned our house into a gas-filled tide [Verse 2] The dog ran off the plants are dead The windows scream as they’re being fed A toxic tale of bathroom lore We’ll never be the same no more [Chorus] Oh dad what have you done in there The wallpaper’s peeling it’s beyond repair A scent so strong it brings us to tears We’re all in hiding facing our fears [Bridge] Maybe it’s chili or last night’s stew Whatever it was it’s now a taboo Light a candle grab some spray We’ll be exiling dad today [Chorus] Oh dad what have you done in there The air’s too thick it’s beyond compare A legacy left in that porcelain throne The smell of doom now claims our home
