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I'm Nurse Divine

[Verse 1] Cracked ribs, cursed bites, goblin flu, no clue, Got a half-orc moanin’ ‘bout his missing shoe. Elven fevers, dragon pox, Tiefling drama in my inbox. I ain’t afraid of bile or blood, When beauty’s buried in the mud. I roll up sleeves, I pray real tight, Then kiss that wound with radiant light. [Pre-Chorus] Oh, I got hands that glow, I bring the spark, the holy flow. You faint, I lift you up—so divine, One touch and baby, you’ll feel fine. [Chorus] Call me Nurse Divine, with my Healing Word, Spreading love with every prayer you've heard. From cursed toes to hearts gone cold, I mend with magic, brave and bold. So don’t you cry, just hold the line— You're safe now, I’m Nurse Divine. [Instrumental Hook – sparkling synth riff + claps] [Verse 2] Sticky scrolls and sweaty chain, Some dwarf just fainted on the windowpane. A potion spill, a vamp attack, I healed a centaur’s lower back! Blessed bandage, bless this floor, And whoever tracked blood in through the door. Ooze in the hall? Just part of the day, I wink, I twirl, I cast purify, hey! [Pre-Chorus] You need a cleric with some glam, Holy water, healing jam. A little pout, a little shine, You're safe with me—my hands are fine. [Chorus] Call me Nurse Divine, with my Healing Word, Spreading love with every prayer you've heard. From cursed toes to hearts gone cold, I mend with magic, brave and bold. So don’t you cry, just hold the line— You're safe now, I’m Nurse Divine. [Bridge – dramatic, heartfelt build] So if you’re weak and feeling low, Or poisoned by a shadow's blow... Just whisper my name in the dead of night, And I’ll come dancing with Sune’s light. (cure wounds!) Ooh, ooh yeah... [Breakdown – whispered, fierce + sparkle riser] Trolls fall, knees weak, But I bring the blush back to your cheeks. No gold? No need. I do it for love, not for greed. [Sparkle Break – bubbly synths + handclaps] [Final Chorus – big layered vocals] Call me Nurse Divine, with my Healing Word, (ooh yeah) Spreading love with every prayer you've heard. (uh-huh) From cursed toes to hearts gone cold, I mend with magic, brave and bold. So don’t you cry, just hold the line— You're safe now, I’m Nurse Divine. [Outro – soft, sparkling fade] You're safe now... ....I’m Nurse Divine. (Ohh—mm