[Verse] I went down to the nude beach Where the clothes are off and the sun is on And everybody's so free Yeah They let their hair hang long [Verse] Then I walked into a store And the mannequins all had clothes on And I said to the manager "You're not runnin' this place very well Son" [Chorus] And I said "Clothes off Nude on" And I said "Clothes off Nude on" And I said "Clothes off Nude on" And I said "Clothes off Nude on" [Verse] I went down to the post office And everybody was wearing clothes And I said "If we had no pockets Where would we put all these notes?" [Verse] Then I walked into the bank And everybody was wearin' shoes And I said "If we wore no shoes How could we lose?" [Chorus] And I said "Clothes off Nude on" And I said "Clothes off Nude on" And I said "Clothes off Nude on" And I said "Clothes off Nude on"