We're Not Your Harem, Joker

[Intro] Joker, we need a word Count to nine—then count again [Verse 1] One red ribbon, one blue bow Same sweet speech wherever you go You kept each promise folded small Like none of us could compare notes at all [Pre-Chorus] But the dates are on the calendar And the truth is getting hard to hide You’ve got nine little plans in your pocket We’ve got one big night in mind [Chorus] We’re not your harem, Joker! Don’t line us up like cards to play Valentine’s is coming closer You’ll have a price to pay We’re not your harem, Joker! No more “you’re the only one” When the chocolate boxes open You’ll see what you have done [Verse 2] Ann’s heard Makoto heard the rest Same old charm, same practiced jest Haru smiles, Futaba checks the dates Hifumi’s already calculating your fate [Pre-Chorus] You thought every secret stayed a secret Thought we’d never cross the clues Now we’re standing shoulder to shoulder And you’re out of alibis to use [Chorus] We’re not your harem, Joker! Don’t line us up like cards to play Valentine’s is coming closer You’ll have a price to pay We’re not your harem, Joker! No more “you’re the only one” When the chocolate boxes open You’ll see what you have done [Bridge] Chihaya says the stars look grim Ohya’s got the headline in Kawakami’s done being sweet Tae says, “Try to take a seat” Sae has every date in file We all knew it for a while So take this warning, clear and fair: Bring one honest heart—or don’t show up there [Breakdown] One choice One truth No more slipping through One date One name You don’t get to play this game [Final Chorus] We’re not your harem, Joker! Don’t line us up like cards to play Valentine’s is coming closer You’ll have a price to pay We’re not your harem, Joker! Hear the whole room say it now When the chocolate boxes open You’ll remember this somehow [Outro] Joker, we’ll see you on the fourteenth Try not to be late