[Verse 1] Login screen breathing Colors drip down slow Ash on my hoodie Queue times stretch and fold Mounts float like balloons Chat scrolls Then it stalls I’m camping this rooftop I think it’s Shattrath… walls? [Chorus] I’m just lagging in Azeroth Eyes half-closed I’m floating off The air feels like jello Soft and thick Thoughts get stuck and then they slip If I’m here or there I can’t say Keyboard melting under my hands I’m just lagging in Azeroth again [Verse 2] Guild chat exploding Someone’s yelling “pull” I’m staring at candles Wax looks kind of full “Candelas are you okay?” Voices cut through the fog “Yeah?” I mumble back “Then stop sucking”—log [Chorus] I’m just lagging in Azeroth Eyes half-closed I’m floating off The air feels like jello Soft and thick Thoughts get stuck and then they slip If I’m here or there I can’t say Keyboard melting under my hands I’m just lagging in Azeroth again [Bridge] Health bar dipping Room keeps tipping (oh) WASD feels far away Quest text swimming Mobs keep grinning Am I wiped or am I okay? [Chorus] I’m just lagging in Azeroth Eyes half-closed I’m floating off The air feels like jello Soft and thick Thoughts get stuck and then they slip If I’m here or there I can’t say Friends are laughing through the haze I’m just lagging in Azeroth all day ——————— Written and produced by @vinnyleaf Vinnyleaf Music 2026
