[Verse] I was sittin' on the porch, enjoyin' my sweet tea, When a gecko in the kitchen caught my eye and made me freeze. Those little critters crawlin' 'round like they owned the place, So I called up Sheriff Taylor, said, "Come quick, make haste!" [Verse] He came rollin' up in his shiny auto, With a badge on his chest, lookin' like a desperado. But those geckos turned to ninjas, sly as can be, Leapt out the window, disappeared like a mystery. [Chorus] Well, those gecko ninjas got away, In their tiny pickup truck, Lord, what a day! Sheriff Taylor waved his hat, helpless as could be, Guess those sneaky little fellas outsmarted you and me. [Verse] I swear I saw 'em smilin' as they sped away, Their tiny tires kickin' dust on that old highway. The sheriff stood there stunned, rubbin' his two eyes, As those gecko ninjas vanished into the country skies. [Verse] Now the townsfolk gather 'round, laughin' at the tale, How the sheriff got outwitted by some lizards with a trail. The legend of the geckos, now it’s spreadin' wide, They might be tiny, but they sure got a lotta pride. [Chorus] Well, those gecko ninjas got away, In their tiny pickup truck, Lord, what a day! Sheriff Taylor waved his hat, helpless as could be, Guess those sneaky little fellas outsmarted you and me.
