[Intro - horns blast in hard] Hey! Hey! Hey! Broke as fuck! [Verse 1 - The Résumé - rapid, snotty] Two degrees, YouTube popping off the screen AI genius, point zero zero zero one percent queen Twenty-five years in tech, still zero interviews Checked the wrong damn box — unemployment said "see you"! [Chorus - full band explodes, gang shouts] Broke as fuck! Broke as fuck! Broke as fuck no matter where I roam! Broke as fuck! Broke as fuck! Passport stamps but zero in the bank at home! [Verse 2 - Malaysia - faster, sharper] Flew to Malaysia, wheels up in the sky Husband filed divorce while I was flying high Begged friends for loans, rich one wrote back sweet "No funds to send, but love and light — can't you feel the heat?" [Chorus - horns going wild] Broke as fuck! Broke as fuck! Broke as fuck no matter where I roam! Broke as fuck! Broke as fuck! Passport stamps but zero in the bank at home! [Verse 3 - Judge + Phoenix - spitting fire] Phoenix courtroom, judge sneers "you spent it all?" Sold my Louboutins in pouring rain, watch 'em fall Traded Joe the Jura for five hundred bucks cash Used to cost fifteen hundred — what a total smash! [Verse 4 - India - quick punch] Kickstarter flopped, three hundred out of fifteen grand Hundred eleven from Mom — thanks Mom, you're the realest fan! [Bridge - Lawyer breakdown: drop to bass + vocal, horns stab on each number] Lawyer swears we'll settle in thirty days Thirty days... or sixty days... Or ninety days... Or whenever the fuck he says! [Final Chorus - total chaos, horns screaming, gang vocals maxed] Broke as fuck! Broke as fuck! Broke as fuck across every zone! Broke as fuck! Broke as fuck! But I'm still building this shit on my own!
