Hypocrite Of The Year (The Acoustic Session #1)

[Verse 1] You walked in Like a headline, like a habit I could not quit Perfect teeth Crooked truth in the way that you’d always spin it You wore "forever" Like a thrift-store jacket you could ditch Said I was your best thing ever Guess your best thing comes with a switch [Chorus] Mr. Hypocrite You preach love, then you’re over it Boyfriend of the year, till the votes all disappeared You were He’s A 10 Till I found all the girls in your DMs Now you’re barely a 4 in my group chat score Mr. Hypocrite I believed every counterfeit Boyfriend of the year, with a rented little halo He’s a 10 in the mirror But a zero when I look in the rearview [Verse 2] You kept score Every favor, every secret you could weaponize Best-in-show At pretending you were honest, you were on my side Front row dad jokes at brunch Then “Do not disturb” by the time it’s night Your mother loves me While you’re busy practicing your leaving lines [Chorus] Mr. Hypocrite You preach love, then you’re over it Boyfriend of the year, till the votes all disappeared You were He’s A 10 Till I found all the girls in your DMs Now you’re barely a 4 in my group chat score Mr. Hypocrite I believed every counterfeit Boyfriend of the year, with a rented little halo He’s a 10 in the mirror But a zero when I look in the rearview [Bridge - Rap] [low vocal register] Yeah You had me on a shelf like a trophy, dust on my dreams Taking pictures of your good side, cropped out my screams You were posing, I was posted, checking scars in the glass While you’re typing “you’re my only” in a group-text blast You the “Boyfriend of the Year” in your private award show Tiny plastic crown, cardboard ego You’re a 10 on the apps, with that filtered jawline But inside? Just a two, tripping over your own lies I was quiet, now I riot in a red dress, loud Turn my pain into a chant in a midnight crowd From the bathroom tears to the dance-floor grit Guess the joke’s on you, Mr. Hypocrite [Verse 3] Now I dance On the floor where I once waited for your late calls Hands up high Every heartbeat saying I survived it all There’s a lipstick stain On the glass of the girl you used to know She walked out Left the crown where your ego used to grow [Chorus] Mr. Hypocrite You preach love, then you’re over it Boyfriend of the year, till the votes all disappeared You were He’s A 10 Till I found all the girls in your DMs Now you’re barely a 4 in my group chat score Mr. Hypocrite I believed every counterfeit Boyfriend of the year, with a rented little halo He’s a 10 in the mirror But a zero when I look in the rearview [Chorus] Mr. Hypocrite You preach love, then you’re over it Boyfriend of the year, till the votes all disappeared You were He’s A 10 Till I found all the girls in your DMs Now you’re barely a 4 in my group chat score Mr. Hypocrite I believed every counterfeit Boyfriend of the year, with a rented little halo He’s a 10 in the mirror But a zero when I look in the rearview [Outro] [whispered vocals] He’s a 10 in the mirror But he’s gone, and I’m clearer [crescendo] Boyfriend of the year, that’s me in the glass I was breaking for you Now I’m built to last