[Song: Logical Lightning] [verse 1] Turing Test invention Dartmouth Convention Kohonen self-organizing maps [verse 2] Back-prop revelation LeNet digitization Hebbian synaptic gaps [pre-chorus] Caffeine and whiteboards Tenure on the line Logarithmic explosions In quadratic time [chorus] Machines learning Throughout time Not evolution But design [beat drop] Logical lightning Whoa-oh-oh Vectors colliding Yeah, yeah, yeah [verse 3] word2vec embedding GANs-forged image-blending RoPE and YARN attention flash [verse 4] BERT lives on in every query GPT3 proved the theory In a desperate grab for cash [pre-chorus] FPGA boards And Rosenblatt perceptrons Input to these chords And five hundred twelve regenerations [chorus] Machines learning Throughout time Talking heads Claim it’s crossed a line [beat drop] Logical lightning Whoa-oh-oh Vectors colliding Yeah, yeah, yeah [bridge] LLaMA leaks while Vicuña tweaks And attention is sometimes all you need Barks the verse and Chirps it back While DDOS botnets attack Then there’s Hairspring writing this track Proving A I music… …is for talentless hacks… [instrumental] [chorus] Machines learning Throughout time Empowers artists [spoken]..and those like me who can’t rhyme.. Algorithmic progress? You decide [outro beat drop] Logical lightning Whoa-oh-oh Vectors colliding Yeah, yeah, yeah [end]
